I have never known what side of the shape tree I come from. Apple? Pear? Kiwi? That was until recently when I saw the shapes brought to life in .gif format. Oh the power of the .gif, is there anything you can not do?
Apple: Apples are generally bigger on the top half of their bodies than on the bottom half. They commonly have slim hips and a large chest and stomach. Apples tend to gain weight above the waist or along the backside.
Hrmph...I don't have slim hips, but do have a large stomach and am fairly big boobed...moving along...
Pear: Pear-shaped women tend to have larger lower bodies and smaller upper bodies. If you are a pear, you will find that your hips are slightly wider than your shoulders and that you tend to gain weight below your waist. Pears usually have small chests and flat stomachs.
Sonoffabitch...I don't have a flat stomach or small chest...next...
Hourglass: Women with an hourglass shape are often envied by all of their friends. This is because hourglasses have well-proportioned upper and lower bodies, with a distinctively narrow waist. However, if you are an hourglass, you may find that you tend to gain weight all over your body, particularly in your hips and chest area.
Come to think about it, I *could* be an hourglass...gain in the hips...check...gain in the chest...check...if by distinctively narrow waist you mean one that it is narrower than the pudge directly above and below it check check check checkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Zeus Dammit check!
Whatever the case, I know what I am not...
Ruler: Women with a ruler shape tend to be waif-like and slim. Rulers have no large differences between the size of their hips, waists, and shoulders. Rulers tend to put on weight in their stomach and backside, while maintaining slender arms and legs.
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04.10.06 | Cilla commented: I am soooo an apple. I hate my gut. I want so much to be an hourglass. The only thing is...I definitely have the boobs but not the butt, so that's out the window. So what will I be when I lose the weight...a carrot?
Queta, you a bad bad girl 
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so my tummy isn't flat anymore..but I insist I am a pear...never had much up top..till now that is and I'm none too pleased with it....I dont mind small boobs but can I have my flat tummy back and keep my butt???
I love checkin in with you....and dammit I forgot to hook up with losing 4 lbs in weeks...which is why ive gained five instead...
love ya