Banner day over @ Renee's Headquarters, as you can tell from the sidebar, there is a new 'kini in town. A black one…


…w/pink hearts.
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Yes ladies and the sole guy that reads my site, the red 'kini…

…has retired. I figure w/the new move, new location, I needed a new look. Zeus knows I also need a new size, why oh why did I think someone of my girth could fit a size L?? *sigh*
B/c I am a perfectionist, I opted for this model, mostly b/c black is slimming *cough* but also b/c my goal 'kini is also black, in Small…
…which, when I bought, I dunno, I harbored a pipe dream that I could squeeze myself into it so I could do a future comparison pudge pic on the day it actually fit. Being that I'm still nursing the tight rubber band lines around my waist, from it's buddy size Large, I think I'll hold off on that for a few more days weeks months (years???)
What delusion made me think I could even get the small over my kneecaps? Seriously. Not being rhetorical…answer me. Never mind there aren't comments…if you loved me you'd find a way to answer me…*sniffle*
Oh never mind. We all know the answer, Renee = Loon.
Now the goal 'kini, will sit in my view for the next 6 weeks…taunting like the yellow polka dot bikini did the Yoplait girl who I was sooooooooo happy to see her in a new commercial actually wearing it.
Earlier today I also took my measurements. For those who don't listen to the daily pudgecast, shame shame by the way, here's the quick and dirty:
Ankles: 8 3/4"
Forearm: 11"
and Neck: 13 3/4"
What?
:blink blink:
Oh...thoseeeeeeeeeee measurements....
*sigh*
Weight: 195.4
Bodyfat %: 37.9
BMI: 32.5
Happy?
*grumbles & pouts*
I also took full body measurements, hence the reason I know how fat my neck is. Every morning I will weigh in (ugh!) and every week I'll take measurements. Something new for the last ½ of '06. And really, it's not enough to know and feel fat, I must SEE it every morning for added motivation.









