So there I am, online, catching up on a bit of gossip, when an ad to the left of the screen caught my eye. Actually, it wasn't the ad, it was the t-shirt which was pretty cool…
So I scroll up a bit to see who's pimping it and I see…
And being a dim bulb, I'm like what does being a bully have to do w/losing weight?!?!?
Then it all came together as my eyes scrolled a bit lower…
It was the she-devil herself 
There is pure I-will-bust-yo'-ass evil in those eyes…
I doubt I'd ever find it, but I can almost guarantee if trainer Bob also has an ad, his background or t-shirt or font, or sneakers will be holy angel blue.
And I know I tend to exaggerate much, but people, the red background…y'all think that's by accident!?!?!?! I told ya, she's the devil…the devil I say…
