Biggest Loser 50 States - E9
November 16, 2006 by Renee @ 04:53 PMCategory: Pop Culture, The Biggest Loser
For the record, I am officially pissed tonight ep competes w/Mama's Family.
Since my last update, 2 Homeys have rejoined to show. Jealously @ the ranch prevails. Cutey Patootey Tenn Bob was sent packing last week, 7 states remain: Alaska, Utah, North Dakota, Arkansa, Florida, Missouri and Erik, I mean NY *snerk*
Can I just say wow @ Missouri Marty and Florida Wylie, they look amazing!
What have you done today to make you feel proud? No I'm not singing the theme song, I'm asking you. Yes you!
As of now, the game is an individual game. Buh-bye Heather and Kai. *squealz*
Poor North Dakota Adrian, she looks confused @ the quick turn of events. Two weeks ago she was roughin' it @ home. Last week she had a team, now she's flying solo.
Trainers come in. Trainer Bob notices Tenn Bob is gone. Damn he's observant. Good to see trainer Kim actually wearing red. The last few shows, I may not have updated here, but I did watch them, I noticed she was sporting other colors on her body and a red wristband. Wench.
Bob hugs it out w/the boys.
He says he's not joking w/the boy's in the gym today. Heyyy even's Bobs eyes are blue. Now he's on standing on Marty's back. Hey! That's a Trainer Jillian move. I think he want's her back as much as I do.
Trainer Kim is working the new people and NOT wearing red. Oh, her sneakers are red 
They do jumping squats…
Adrian flips out about how bad she looks. Are you kidding me? She tried to storm off like a 2 year old? Oh. Ok, I get it, she feels visible w/all the skin showing, she still feels fat. God. Now I feel horrible for snarking @ her. I'm sorry North Dakota.
Commercial break, gonna flip over to Mama's Family. This one is where Vint wins 2 tickets to dinner and Mama and Naomi duke it out. The 2nd, I don't remember seeing. It's where Mama tries to find out who Iola's mother is.
8:09 back
The teams are hanging out and a strange woman appears. She's wearing green, therefore we know it's not StTWA who only sports black, nor is it a new Homey as they deck them out in gray.
Turns out the teams are getting a spread in prevention mag. Makeovers for one and all.
Lol @ Missouri Mary w/the little boy cut. Man he's lost 83lbs.
I wonder what are they gonna do w/Florida Wylie's scalp?
Bwah! His scalp gets buffed.
My hatred of the girls has not diminished one iota. I can barely look @ them and appreciate the clothes and new 'dos. The guys however look quite fetching.
More tears from ND. Folks, I think we've got a weeper on board.
Marty looks great. Arkansas Jaron, man I was like who is that guy?, looks good too. Florida Wylie can't wait for the day of the non belly over the pants. Alas, it's a day way in the future for moi, mon frere.
Yayyyyyy they didn't show Utah Heather.
Why do the Homeys have to wear gray? Why not purple? (red + blue = purple) Oh well.
First challenge as individuals, StTWA is sporting an Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Raincoat shirt. When she doesn't wear black, she shure as hell means it.
The rules are too complex to recap, lets just say last person on the bike wins both a bike and immunity.
North Dakota Adrian bitches out StTWA, The Show, The Producers and the entire free world @ the unfairness of it all.
Alaska Kai, smirks.
North Dakota Adrian says the voting isn't fair and the Homey's are being targeted by the Ranch Flavored Losers. Alaska Kai, in her infinite wisdom, thinks the Homeys had it easier b/c they got to hang out w/their family and lost weight.
Um, yea Kai, I mean we all know the other 36's plot was to come on national TV, get sent home and have to lose weight in the real world where it is such a piece of cake. I'm extremely sympathetic you tortured yourself so much to go on a show and have food and weights @ your beck and call and NOT have to worry about the real world, except to miss your family who'll you WILL SEE again in a few months, not unlike going away to COLLEGE instead of sobbing like you'll never see them again
Whew.
Where'd that rant come from?
Commercial break, yea I needed this.
Back, North Dakota is on the bike and she looks hopping mad. Let's see if she can turn that into spinning mad. I'm so witty 
And they are.............off, some of them in more ways than one. ZING!
I want to recap the actual challenge even less. Let's just say Alaska Kai won.
Back in the gym for the last chance workout, Kai is yelling @ Kim to back off, Wylie is doing it on his on and Bob only has 2 on his team. He thinks Marty'll be the biggest loser.
Weigh in time.
StTWA is back in black and I really wish the Homey's would pick a tone of gray. Either dark, my favorite, or Heather. See what happens when they try to spice up the game?
Kai's up first, wow she has a waist now...
She lost 3lbs. Wait, I thought her hair was blond. She dyed it back? She's lost 64lbs to date.
Jaron 239 - 231 lost 7lbs. Erik looks peeved. He's lost 92lbs to date. Marty does not clap.
Heather up, 186 - 179, lost 7lbs.
Marty 282 -> 274 8lbs lost, 91lbs lost to date, he's in 3rd place.
Adrian up, 170 -> 163 lost 7lbs, lost to date, 4.12%, she's in first place...
Why do they keep saying so and so pulled a 7, translation, lost 7lbs. That sounds so, dumb. Hey y'all next week I hope to pull a 1. double
Wylie has to lose more than 5lbs to shove his buddy Marty below the line. He didn't lose any weight.
WoW! See, this is why this show SUX! He worked out, maybe over trained a bit, but check out his arms, they need other criteria than the scale. Feh, I'm not gonna rant about that this week.
Erik has to lose double digits to stay above the line.
Erik 318 - 307, lost 11lbs. He's lost 100lbs @ the ranch. If I lost a hundred lbs @ the ranch I'd be an Olsen Twin.
I'm still smelling a Mary boot off.
If Marty had lost 1 more lb, Jaron woulda been below the line. Wylie is walking outside cussin up a storm. Wait, Heather and Kai are talking about poor sports. Shall I rewind to how she bitched out the cruise ship people and acted like they hid her clue. Man I loathe that woman.
Trainers jog up, Wylie's arms looks nice and toned. Another reason I hate the game. Rather than address him and how he didn't lose, explain why he stalled or point out how his muscles bulked up, they kinda shrug him off and fawn over Erik who pulled an 11.
In the voting room StTWA sports black pants. Sitting or not, I can spot them a mile away girlfriend. Adrian votes for Marty. Jaron votes for Marty.
Kai votes for Wylie. Dammit I can't find my plum, sorry off topic. Heather votes for Wylie too. Erik's turn, commercial break, natch.
Erik picks Marty, when he said loyalty, that proved to me who was out. During the challenge, Marty picked Erik to drop down and Erik said something like, blue colors run thin. Basically a garbled take on the blue loyalty code cops have.
They showed way too much of Marty this week. How he felt, how he grew. That's why I felt he was on the way out, he grew all he could.
Hugs all around and he leaves. OMG I thought Kai had a full sleeve tattoo. Didn't realize that was a shirt.
Marty leaves the ranch going from 383 to 274. He lost 90lbs, found a new person in himself. He feels like he can accomplish anything. The flash back to his earlier workouts, Bob really loved standing on that man didn't he?
24 hours later, awww Mr. Wolf is his name...
, his students are waiting to see him. He shows the student his guns...showing off the new Mr. Wolf.
Later, they show him playing basketball. OMG!!! He lost 140lbs in total. He's running w/someone strapped to his back, he must miss Trainer Bob *sniffle*
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW he looks HOTTTTTT and is wearing skin tight clothes to boot. Nice going Marty, er, Mr. Wolf.
No show next week. Only 2 more eps till the live finale. I can't say I like this season, there is something mean-spirited about it, plus the remaining losers are pretty unlikable.
I noticed since the Homey's joined the show, they don't check in on the losers @ home. Well I'll check in and see how my state, GA, is doing.
Georgia Angie has lost 44lbs! Well done!
Comments: 3
11.18.06 | Yolanda commented: I can not stand those evil irritating chicks on that show. There really isn't anyone too likeable left so I'll be counting on you for your recaps 
11.18.06 | Kenney commented: This is actually a motivational shout out. I like what you are doing here on your blog. Congratulations on your success so far and be blessed in your continued success. 
Kenney
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WoooHooOO for Marty! I was so excited to see how great he looks!! 140lbs is very impressive and motivating!