She's not fucking FAT

I really wish people would STOP saying Britney Spears looks fat. She does not and is not.

She may be a bit fleshy and by that I mean, her arms aren't rock hard and her stomach may be softer than BEFORE SHE FUCKING HAD TWO CHILDREN IN TWO GAWDAMNED YEARS...how about they pull off that feat before the bash her huh?

And what pisses me off is that stupid shit is coming from both men, who far as I know, can't pass a marble out their own pee pee, so who are they to talk about how the tummy of a mother of two should look...and from women. WOMEN!!! Y'all should know better.

Especially given that the majority of Americans are obese. So unless it's colt shaped 7 year old girls bashing Britney, every one who is, needs to don the same black outfit and post it a pic of themselves in it along w/their commentary.

I mean really. Fat?

What the fuck does that make me Shamu the whale? Shut up.

But seriously, this is what body distortion and eating disorders are made of. Were I in a different mental place, I can view Britney's lack of love handles and surmise, Well damn, if they think of her as fat, what do they call women w/muffin tops?

We just can't win losin' can we? The minute the tummy has a bit of softness, the media screams the woman is pregnant. Then she has to either bare her abs or damn well get knocked up b/c they won't let up. Then when she confirms she's preggers, they watch how much weight she gains and the second the baby is birthed, mommy better drop every extra lb of baby weight or else.

It is so sick it's not even funny or entertaining.

I'm no Britney fan, never have been, enjoyed some of her tunes well enough, but her whole persona seemed so contrived, so I'm the last person to defend her and I won't for that "act" she pulled on Sunday. But bash that. Talk about her lackluster effort. Her stumbles, her lack of sizzle. You can even say, she should have worn something else, but calling her fat? You need your eyes checked then your ass kicked.

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